Facebook: Anti-Zombie Network, or Soon To Be Outbreak?

Parents, Teachers and crazy motherfuckers in tinfoil hats have said for years that the Internet is a breeding ground for predators. And while they may have been talking about those of the sexual kind, the Internet has given rise to a different kind of predator: The corpsey ones that think your brain parts are a delicious meal.

Case in point: Facebook. Much like vampires before them, zombies have been shown to retain enough memory of their former lives to be able to adequately function on Facebook. And new applications are helping to desensitize people to the undead menace.

Studies have shown that at least 5% of all new cases of zombification can be attributed to social networking sites, and the number continues growing. People have been found dead in their homes, slumped over in front of their computers with an empty cavern in their cranium, as they were too busy writing on their friend's walls to get the fuck out of their.

Not only that, but Pro-Zombie terror cells use facebook as a means to attain information on high-power targets, then send of swarms of reanimated corpses to launch a full-scale assault on their hapless victims.

However, there is hope. You can join the Zombie Forecast facebook group, where you can be amongst like minded, equally skilled zombie slayers. Just remember: Always remain vigilant of the undead, especially on facebook.