Zombie Puppet Comedians. No Joke.

So here's more evidence that the zombie scourge has not only spread to the realm of puppets, but is thriving. Egad. These zombie puppets -- I've taken to calling them "zombets" -- are so relaxed that they're telling jokes, for God's sake. Bad jokes, too. That's reason enough to want to decapitate them. I'm still working out the details of exactly how you neutralize a zombie puppet; the lack of a functioning brain in most puppets (e.g., Sarah Palin) makes traditional zombie-fighting techniques hopelessly ineffective. Chemical solvents look promising at the moment, but toxic fumes are a serious concern. Do you have any idea how hard it is for me to move in a HazMat suit?

Right now the zombets appear to have the upper hand (you think I could resist that one?). Brace yourselves for a full-blown revival of vaudeville if TK and company don't solve this problem soon...and as you can see from the end of the clip, the zombets aren't clowning around.