Threat Advisory: Joshua Jackson

As you fine citizens are no doubt well aware, Joshua Jackson tragically died of neglect this past March.  Alarmingly, though he perished nearly six months ago, he remains suspiciously above-ground, unusually active for a deceased individual, and even has a number of upcoming projects.

This can mean only one thing:  Joshua Jackson is a zombie.  Yes, I'm afraid the sad tale of Mr. Jackson's demise did not end when he shuffled off this mortal coil.  I am sorry to report that he is just one more among many unfortunate souls whose corpses have been reanimated, only to seek sustenance from the lifeblood and flesh of others.

Please, do not panic.  There has been no indication that Mr. Jackson has joined any hordes, mobs, masses or groupings, and as a single individual he presents little actual danger to the general public.  However, in light of Mr. Jackson's highly suspect level of activity and questionable lack of the traditional quiet one usually finds in death, we here at Zombie Forecast feel that caution is in order.  We are issuing a Threat Advisory from now until 17 August, and raising the Zombie Threat Level from "Guarded" to "Elevated".

Again, we ask that you please not panic.  This Thread Advisory is merely a precaution.  While we feel that Mr. Jackson poses a minimal threat at best, it is always better to be safe than sorry when dealing with the undead.  We suggest that you check the stock levels of your supplies and review your survival strategy, and we will, of course, continue to monitor the situation and advise you as necessary.